From the home office in Sioux City Iowa...
Top Ten Ways Dan Rather Could Conclude
"The CBS Evening News"
10. Put finger in cheek; make cork-popping sound
9. Pretend to "sweep up" spotlight on floor
8. Say "Nighty-night" and put head on desk
7. Reveal which news story of the evening was the fake one
6. Lick lips and say "Mmmm-mmmm, time for pie!"
5. Give coded message to "Li'l Newshounds" fan club4. Wink and say "Pour the gin, Lydia, I'm on my way home."
3. Hurl sweat-soaked scarf to female fans
2. Light big cigar and say " Ha-ha! See you tomorrow suckers!"
1. Feed carrot to CBS news bunny
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