From the home office in Sioux City Iowa...
Top Ten Donahue Topics If Dogs Ran The Show
9. Dogs Who Use Cat Doors
8. Post-neutering Depression
7. Lady Mud Wrestlers (Well, they're not going to change everything about the show)
6. Korea: The Evil Empire
5. Those Romantic Pocono Tick Baths4. Falling In Love With Your Vet
3. Owners Who Eat Your Leftovers
2. Why Quayle?
1. When To Stop Licking Yourself