From the home office in Sioux City Iowa...
Top Ten Donahue Topics If Dogs Ran The Show
9. Dogs Who Use Cat Doors
8. Post-neutering Depression
7. Lady Mud Wrestlers (Well, they're not going to change everything about the show)
6. Korea: The Evil Empire
5. Those Romantic Pocono Tick Baths4. Falling In Love With Your Vet
3. Owners Who Eat Your Leftovers
2. Why Quayle?
1. When To Stop Licking Yourself
Find this Retro Top Ten List in this book...